By John Breese

It’s really simple.  Life, I mean.  If you’re lucky enough to have been born in a first-world country, don’t suffer from any physical or mental limitations and were born into a family devoid of abuse and poverty then you can consider yourself to have hit a form of jackpot.  This of course is a detail that is dismally received by the lady folk.  The simpler things are the more the need to turn the complication dial up towards Maximum Dramatude.

A few years ago, a male president decided to invade a middle-eastern country for its oil under the pretense that it was in the best interest of western security.  A female president would have intiated a large scale military conflict on the grounds that world politics were in too calm of a state and that things can’t possibly be this good. Something’s up, she would worry, and it’s high time to get proactive she would conclude.  And the woman’s pretense for this military incursion? Either ‘Just Because‘ or ‘I Just Wasn’t Really Sure So like, I, Well….’—you take your pick.

Faced with this kind of anti-logic, which can be infectious if not treated accordingly, men are faced with the navigation of some very terse waters indeed.  Thankfully, Roissy in Dc took the time to map your journey and have you steering your vessel to solid, trusted ground and not towards the reefs of some Godless sirens.

Read the Sixteen Commandments Of The Poon here.

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Drama Is An STD

Bad Breeding Decisions

About American Women

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